fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are
It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
What would America and Canada be called if they joined together?
The US of Eh
*drops hint* *crush trips over it*
and into my arms wassup bb
smooth as FUCK.
my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it
repeat after me:
- there are 40 members of the westboro baptist church in the entire world
- there are 2 billion christians in the entire world
stop acting as if all 2 billion christians were as hateful and disgusting as 40 religious fanatics whose organization has not been recognized by the vatican and has even been condemned by the baptist world alliance as a hate group with no religious affiliations
whoa i legit had no idea there was only 40 members
what space program gets the most booty
This is such bullshit I will not have these rumors spread about me
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
*reblogs for later reference*